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10.06.2025 08:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Are you already having anal sex?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Do you like wearing short skirts?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

share office space ...

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency