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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Why does it seem that Quora's "moderators" base their moderations on personal beliefs and views by deleting answers that are only violating their personal feelings?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

No way

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?