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10.06.2025 08:38

Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Are you already having anal sex?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Do you like wearing short skirts?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
share office space ...
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency